Ådehlÿ E Ez

Ådehlÿ E Ez (/e/ /ez/ [fat; big] [flour]) is a subtropical Town located in Thêvllodè County, Lälhulål Kingdom, within the United Kingdom of Undermountain.

The name Ådehlÿ E Ez is derived from the Dwarven language, as Ådehlÿ E Ez was founded by Snaithu Volzqev, who was culturaly Dwarvern.

Climate

Ådehlÿ E Ez has a yearly average temperature of 24°C (75°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a hot 33°C (91°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a cool 16°C (60°F). Ådehlÿ E Ez receives an average of 194 cm/y (76 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of rain during the fall. Ådehlÿ E Ez covers an area of nearly 5 km² (2 mi²), and an average elevation of 8472 m (-15154 ft) above sea level.

Overview

Ådehlÿ E Ez was founded durring the late 17th century in late summer of the year 1578, by Snaithu Volzqev. The establishment of the new community went well, with no major obsticles durring construction.

Ådehlÿ E Ez was built using the conventions of Dwarvern durring the late 17th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Ådehlÿ E Ez is no diffrent. The town's buildings feature timber framed wooden shiethed or brick construction, which gives form to a very formalized, rational, expence effishent arcatectural style based on strictly symmetrical designs which universaly feature pitched roofs, shutters, and the occasional column or pilaster for a decorative touch.

Ådehlÿ E Ez is buildings are arranged arround a single broad cobblestone mainstreet with many smaller streets branching off of it which gives the town a over all rectangular shape, albit one warped and twisted by the nature of the curves of the main road. The town is protected by a well-crafted cobblestone fence tall enough to provide adiquite cover for defenders to fire from, but no more than that. Ådehlÿ E Ez's frontieer-style defences are in an unremarkable state. To some, this is the ideal sate for defences to be in. In need of absoutly nothing, and ready to serve the town as needed.

Ådehlÿ E Ez has the unmistakable air of a town on its last legs. Everything is a bit slipshod and ramshackle. Everyone is at work, or drinking. No one has anything in their eyes other than fear and despair. Whatever industry once fueled Ådehlÿ E Ez ’s existence has dried up and the town is drifting down the stream of history as it dries up. Likely due to this, Ådehlÿ E Ez is, in a word, disorder. People seem to be allowed to do as they please with little harmoney to anything. It feels less like a town, and more like a spot people just happened to have homes. One cannot help but wonder what Ådehlÿ E Ez was like during the glorydays.

Civic Infrastructure

Ådehlÿ E Ez has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Ådehlÿ E Ez. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Ådehlÿ E Ez's parks.

Ådehlÿ E Ez has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Ådehlÿ E Ez.

Ådehlÿ E Ez has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.

Ådehlÿ E Ez has a Department of Firefighters, which is responsible for organizing fire fighting efforts during a fire and enforcing local ordinances relating to fire safety.

Ådehlÿ E Ez has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Ådehlÿ E Ez has a Hall of Slayers, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Ådehlÿ E Ez has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Ådehlÿ E Ez's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.

Ådehlÿ E Ez possesses a Galvanic Power Grid, which brings galvanic current to most if not all buildings in town, and permits a great many consumer goods to function within the Town. Ådehlÿ E Ez's grid is powered by an arcane means.

Ådehlÿ E Ez has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Ådehlÿ E Ez's natural decorations nor waterways.

Ådehlÿ E Ez has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.

Ådehlÿ E Ez has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.

Cultural Notes

A substantial minority of the locals are descended from foreigners alien to their local neighbors. They may have been religious exiles, economic migrants, indigenous locals surrounded by the existing polity, or a foreign settlement conquered within the relatively recent past. The locals may not be enthusiastic about being ruled by others not of their kind, and their neighbors may look askance at the way foreign customs or even laws may be maintained.

Ådehlÿ E Ez's chapel was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is known for its buildings being predominantly formed through the combination of basic geometric shapes. However, it shown in the detailing given to the structures such as its characteristic tall columns, intricate detail, symmetry, harmony, and balance in their designs to an astonishing degree of precision. Decorative elements for the buildings tended to be built into the structure itself, making great use of fluting, frescoes, inlays, and embossing.

In Ådehlÿ E Ez most nights are accompanied by colorful ribbons of light in the sky.

The Porcupine near Ådehlÿ E Ez are known to be a mutant strain of the creature.

Ådehlÿ E Ez's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in autumn and involves consuming a local toxin to channel Augury energies of tier 3 via proclamations.

Economy

The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.

Ådehlÿ E Ez Census Data: Year 2000

396 of Ådehlÿ E Ez's population work within a Foundational Occupation.

• 26 work in Agriculture
• 88 work as Craftsmen
• 32 work as Merchants
• 66 work as Service Workers
• 38 work as General Laborers
• 13 work as Skilled Laborers
• 57 work as Civil Servants
• 35 work in Cottage Industries
• 19 work as Artists
• 22 work in Produce Industries

818 of Ådehlÿ E Ez's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 91 (7%) are noncontributers.

Points of Interest

Ådehlÿ E Ez is accessed from a nearby river via an intricate series of locks.

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History

In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the early 2nd century a local hero by the name of spared the town from the rampage of a legendary monster. was immortalized in song for this deed.

History